X-Factor’s Soul Crushing Reunion: Emotional Discomfort Makes The Ratings Go...
I hated Meet The Parents. Watching people embarrass themselves gives me the trots, so I’d like to thank The X-Factor for the fifteen pounds I undoubtedly lost after watching the world’s most...
View ArticleIt Seems That TLC’s “Breaking Amish” Is Fake—Like Rebecca’s Teeth
Remember when I suggested that perhaps something stinks in Amish suburbia, that something just didn’t sit right with TLC’s Breaking Amish? Well, it seems that my instincts were correct. A Facebook page...
View ArticleDid Tim Gunn Spoil Project Runway’s Final! Shocking! Twist?
WARNING: Tim Gunn may have leaked some vaguely juicy challenge-related details about the Project Runway finale episodes. If you are truly spoiler-adverse, don’t read this post. HOWEVER, he didn’t give...
View ArticleBobbi Kristina Brown Gets Engaged To Adopted Brother
Remember when Whitney Houston died and you all said you were praying for her daughter? Well, maybe you should have prayed harder, America, because it turns out the rumors are completely true: Bobbi...
View ArticleWill Kris Jenner Represent Honey Boo Boo’s Mom?
Rumor has that Kardashian mom-ager Kris Jenner is sniffing around June Shannon, matriarch of the Boo Boo Chile clan of TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame. “Hey, Molly,” you’re asking. ”Why should I...
View ArticleKardashian Khristmas Kard: The Revenge
It’s happening already. I see it on Instagram and Facebook. It’s like people ENJOY mocking me for being perpetually behind the ball by sharing the fact that their holiday family pictures are already...
View Article‘The Hunger Games’ Just. Got. Real.
Lots of networks, businesses, publishers, and ambitious panhandlers have been hard a work trying to puzzle out the best way to cash in on the success of The Hunger Games this year, prompting an...
View ArticleCourtney Stodden’s Christmas Photo Album Was On No One’s Wish List
Courtney Stodden is the teen bride of actor Doug Hutchison and is famous for making everyone want to put a cardigan around her shoulders, push the hair off of her face, and say, “Honey…no.” Stodden and...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Decorates Home With Handbags, Bravo Intervenes
Have you heard of this show Million Dollar Decorators? I hadn’t, and I like to think of myself as something of a Bravo channel superfan. The show’s relative obscurity may help explain why they’ve...
View ArticleThe Apocalypse Is Back On: Kim Kardashian Is Having Kanye’s Baby
We at Mamapop have already discussed that it seems many celebs are taking time out of their busy schedules to bump uglies and procreate lately. Well, guess who just announced – during a concert in...
View ArticleDust Off Your Snuggies – It’s Winter Reality TV Time!
Now that the holidays are over and your New Year’s Eve hangover is (I hope) subsiding, it’s time to get back to the norm. Take down the tree, get back to work, and watch some new reality television!...
View ArticleOxygen’s “All My Babies’ Mamas” Hits A New Reality TV Low
Once upon a time, in the year of our lord 2000, a new television network was launched by a group of women (and one token man), including TV’s reigning empress, Oprah Winfrey. It was called Oxygen, and...
View ArticleJEAH! Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte Lands His Own Reality Show On E!
Listen, I realize that reality TV is never supposed to, like, MAKE SENSE and stuff, but in this time of fiscal conservatism and safe bets I’m finding myself perplexed by E!‘s announcement that they’ve...
View ArticleWhy ‘The Biggest Loser’ Is Desperate For Another Female Winner
If you’re like me, you watch two or three episodes of each season of NBC’s The Biggest Loser before deciding it’s making you gain weight and you’d best change the channel. But this season I may just...
View ArticleWhy Did No One Tell Me About ‘Total Blackout?’
I know it seems like the life of a pop culture blogger is really glamorous, with constant updates about every possible entertainment-related piece of news brought to me on an iPhone on a silver...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 2: Tacky Hos Are A Dime a Dozen
It’s only week two of The Bachelor, and ladies are already “falling in love” with Sean Lowe, “here for the wrong reasons,” or “not here to make friends.” But one thing’s for damn sure: ALL of them are...
View ArticleMy Application For The ‘Girls’ Reality Show
Part of the reason that HBO‘s show Girls is so successful is that many people relate to it. The demographic that it depicts, somewhat clueless twenty-somethings, is an obvious audience. But people who...
View ArticleMale TV Show Hosts Experience Childbirth, Women Everywhere Cackle
What’s the one thing women do that men can’t do? BAKE CUPCAK–- wait, I mean, HAVE BABIES. Since the dawn of time, men have sat on the sidelines and watched women pace and squat and sing their guttural...
View ArticleHeidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Have The Best Tin Foil Hats Money Can Buy
How many doomsday predictions do we get nowadays? Is it at least one per year? It seemed like they were spotty and isolated (ie, Heaven’s Gate) through the last half of the 20th century, but since the...
View ArticleVanilla Ice Is Now In The Chandelier Design Business, Proving That The...
In 2005 noted futurist Ray Kurzweil released his far-reaching and controversial book The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology. In it, Kurzweil proposes that humanity is on the verge of...
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